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Navylion
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Topic starter October 7, 2020 9:24 am  

 

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
                                            The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said , 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'


I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'                                             

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting. 
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 
'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.


He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. 

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.' 
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. 

The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' 

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

 


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Lionbacker99
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October 7, 2020 8:24 pm  

That’s good Navy. 😂 Strong work. 


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Tsuga
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October 15, 2020 7:36 pm  

Now THAT is a funny joke!!  I'm glad ya sent me the e-mail to look this one up.  How the hell was I suppose to know about the water cooler??  What the hell is wrong with the people on this forum??  That joke deserves a like from every sorry-assed one of us.  

 

I can relate to the old man in your joke.  At my age, my wife and only have oral sex.  We'll pass each other in the hall or something and she'll say "f*ck off" or "up yours a-hole" and I'll respond with "bite me" or "blow me".  Like I said, it strictly oral sex at this point in my life!!!


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