BT: I cant run 'em down like I used to, my wang gets in the way and trips me up.
What?? Not long enough to tie it around your waist? Although things would get teste if your mind drifted from the things at hand and you started fantasizing about some of those Curling Chicks. See what I did there?
Ask and receive...
Thinking she could uncurl some things.
@roaminglion: I'll be right back. I gotta kink that needs rubbed out.
@been-there-ii: I'm getting turned on just by the way she's holding that rod. It would be a better picture if her hand was down at the base.
But hey, I ain't complaining.
@been-there-ii: I'm getting turned on just by the way she's holding that rod. It would be a better picture if her hand was down at the base.
But hey, I ain't complaining.
If it ain't long enough to tie around your waist, just loop it around your suspenders - is this really your first rodeo????
@bobs-dimpled-chin lol I don't have any problems using mine as a belt, so I don't wear suspenders. I was more concerned that Tsuga was stepping on his crank, possibly falling/breaking a hip. Or that he may have forgotten to tie it up due to old timer's.
Geez, speaking of forgetting, I was just at the VA this morning for a chiro adjustment. Got off the table, put on my flannel shirt and fleece. Could not, for the life of me, figure out where I put my hat. Because I had hung it over my shirt, specifically so I wouldn't forget it. As I'm mumbling to myself and looking around, she says "You mean the hat you have on your head?" My only defense, is it's a she and a red head! Hog Heaven!!
@been-there-ii: I'm getting turned on just by the way she's holding that rod. It would be a better picture if her hand was down at the base.
But hey, I ain't complaining.
Not quite the base, but you may like the pose better 🤣
Ya'll are welcome. If it wasn't for me giving up on crooked scam committee, ESPN/SEC racketeering, bias conference, cheating referee football, and moving on to curling, you all wouldn't have these optics!
What I wouldnt give to be the #4 on that clock.
I'd go over broken glass and barbed wire, knee-deep snow naked just to sniff the exhaust fumes from the laundry truck that takes her skivvies to the cleaners.
But I aint desperate or nothing
@mtnittanylion Sticking with the guy code, as long as Tsuga had his fun, does it matter?
@mtnittanylion: 5 minutes?? Ha!
It would be the best 30 seconds of her life!!
@mtnittanylion Sticking with the guy code, as long as Tsuga had his fun, does it matter?
Damn right!! That thing was put there for my pleasure, not hers.