My son is counting on getting student ticket when they go on sale.  The Pitt allotment of tickets is gone, but PSU student tickets have yet to be available,

Heard a good Pitt FB comment.  Pitt FB letterman dies and family reserves huge church for funeral service.  Only 10 mourners show up.

...until the husband's big brother shows up, and his family packs the place for them.

I heard that they went to the larger church because his church had been torn down to build a bigger hall for bingo. They could do this because his congregation had services on Saturdays and the other congregation had services on Sundays and Mondays and occasionally on Thursdays. I also heard that the pews in the huge church were painted yellow so the crowd looked even smaller.