A hungry traveler stops at a monastary and is taken to the kitchen where he sees a brother is frying chips.
He asks "are you the Friar?"
The brother responds, "no, im the chip monk".
If they are making fish and chips, would that make the other guy the "Fish Friar"?
Roam, you need to stick with stats and facts and leave the crappy jokes to BT, Lake, and I. Get out while you still can my man; lest you'll be doomed to a life rolled eyes and head shakes.
He's a father now, needs to work on his "Dad jokes" so when the little one gets old enough to roll her eyes, he's ready!
Do ya think he's ready to learn the "pull my finger" trick or would that be rushing things??
I'll feel like I've arrived when I'm able to drop this one on her...
Daughter: "hey Dad did you get a haircut?"
Me: "no honey, I got them all cut"
Pinnacle of being a dad right there...
Roam don't you worry, you still have many years before you start every sentence with the phrase, "Well, when I was your age" !
Do ya think he's ready to learn the "pull my finger" trick or would that be rushing things??
I think a male, at any age, is ready for the ol' pull my finger.
Hahahaha . This thread is a classic and I am gonna get out of the water now before I get in over my head... Beautiful thread guys...
C'mon FD, stay and fight.
I'll feel like I've arrived when I'm able to drop this one on her...
Daughter: "hey Dad did you get a haircut?"
Me: "no honey, I got them all cut"
Pinnacle of being a dad right there...
Roam, learn to belch the alphabet. That always impressed my kids.
A farmer was warming his feet by the fire when he heard a knock at his door. When he opened it a young man said, "Hello, my name is Joe. Im here for Flo. We're going to the show. Can she go"? The farmer called his daughter down, and went back to his seat by the fire when sure enough another knock came upon his door. Once again, a young man proudly announced, "hello, my name is Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready"? Once again he called his daughter down, saw them off when a THIRD knock was upon his door. Disgruntled the farmer got up, answered the door and there stood another young man. He smiled at the farmer and said, "hi, my name is Chuck". The farmer shot him.
Was helping my kid at the farmer's market last weekend and some lady comes up and starts talking like she knew me. I have one of those familiar looking faces that a surprising amount of people seen to think they remember me. Anyway, this woman was determined I had met her previously at a Vegetarian Club.
After she left, the kid looks over and asks me "who my little friend was". I told him I never met herbivore.
Lol, man y’all are killing me and I’m the truck driver lol
