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(@been-there-ii)
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender shakes his head and says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

 

Ok, well, how 'bout this one?

Waddya call an alligator detective?

An investi -gator.

 

No? 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels. 



   
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(@psuwvuncsu)
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Wouldn't they be bay-gulls? 



   
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(@been-there-ii)
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@psuwvuncsu

lol Damn spell check!



   
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Confucius say: "He who enters airport turnstile in wrong direction is going to Bangkok"

 

I'll show myself to the door!!!



   
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Posted by: @tsuga

Confucius say: "He who enters airport turnstile in wrong direction is going to Bangkok"

 

I'll show myself to the door!!!

While you're heading for the door Tsuga, did you ever wonder why Blondes aren't any good at Cattle Herding?

Because they can't even keep two calves together !



   
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