I’m lost I ain’t gonna lie lol
Ya know, you don't hear of many people with the name Lance these days.
But back in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
Every morning I get up and tell Suzie I'm going jogging, then never go.
It's a running joke.
The youngest came in from Denver for a quick visit. Weather was nice, so I grabbed the oldest and a friend of mine to head out golfing the following morning. Since we're the definition of "hackers",(might be the alcohol?) I like to go at sun up, so as not to hold up any real golfers, while we search high and low for errant balls.
I don't have a night stand by my bed, so I shoved my phone under my pillow to get me up a 0500. I woke up a bit late, figured I crewed up setting the alarm function. I flipped my pillow to the other side of the bed, there laid a $5 bill?
Yep, damn Bluetooth Fairy.
