Had a dream last night that I was a kid again, working at the local chain restaurant. Instead of a grill guy, I was in charge of the salad bar, being new at it, I was a little stressed, so I tossed all night.
Wait for it, it gets worse! Their signature salad was called the Titanic....which was mostly iceberg lettuce.
A few years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Steve Jobs. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die. I had to add my equally bad one.
Ok .. I'll play:
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
A hippo is very heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Food for thought;
If you put free range eggs into a carton, are they still free range?
So a string walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender critically looks him up and down and says "We don't serve your kind here, you'd best get out." So the string tips his hat and leaves without incident.
It's a small, one horse, town and the string finds out rather quickly that, it's the only bar in town. It's been a long day and the string really wants a beer. So the string twists himself up, takes off his hat and rubs up against the wall until he's a little fuzzy and threadbare, then heads back into the bar.
The bar tender gives him the once over again and says "Say, ain't you the string I just threw out of here?" "No" replied the string, "I'm a frayed knot."
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
lol
What's a panda use to cook pancakes?
A pan, duh.
Little Suze and I did a little walk around the farm over the weekend. Blackflies are finally starting to subside, which means it's the mosquito's turn. When we got back home, I told Sue I was heading into town. So she asked me to get something for for her mosquito bites.
In retrospect, I guess she wasn't asking me to buy her a new bra.
