Now yer bringing them down to my level!! Here's one for ya:
How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose??
Don't know.....I'm waiting ?
10 piggies
2 calves
1 ass
1 pussy
And Lord knows how many hares
Lol
Thanks, Tsuga - the suspense was worth the wait!
lol Telling bad jokes is kinda like a friend of mine that, for some reason, liked to drink brake fluid; though he claimed he could stop anytime.
BT: who said our jokes were bad??
Didya know that Preparation H was originally supposed to be a toothpaste?? True story. It tasted so bad that one test subject told the makers where they could stick it. They tried it and found out it worked.
haha Ok, I guess "bad" isn't the right qualifier. From what I've been told, they're "Dad jokes". Little bastards don't have a keen sense of humor. Musta got that from their mother.
Hey, you still bringing your clock down to Rome?
Speaking of true facts, did you realize there are more airplanes at the bottom of the ocean than there are submarine in the sky?
Another true fact - There is an interstate highway in Hawaii! Why?
What happens when you eat aluminium foil?
You sheet metal.
haha Ok, I guess "bad" isn't the right qualifier. From what I've been told, they're "Dad jokes". Little bastards don't have a keen sense of humor. Musta got that from their mother.
Hey, you still bringing your clock down to Rome?
Speaking of true facts, did you realize there are more airplanes at the bottom of the ocean than there are submarine in the sky?
Im still hoping to get one of my son in laws to drive me down there. I cant do long drives anymore.
Kids have zero sense of humor anymore. This generation of candy assess really scares me.
Ok, keep me posted. I'll buy you guys breakfast, lunch, dinner...whatever it ends up being.
