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@lakerie: I asked for your age, not your preferred sex position.
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@tsuga. I’m 52 my man lioninsa is around 78. It’s been a while since he’s check in.
It HAS been quite some time since we've heard from him. Havent heard from good old MB in a while either. Do you recall the name of a fellow Nit that I think lived in Vegas?? If I remember correctly, he became ill and the last time he posted was by his wife. Pretty sad and touching as I recall.
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
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Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Thank you for that kid...that would explain why he's become a "Vag"atarian. (My gawd, I hope your grandma doesn't read these.)
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Thank you for that kid...that would explain why he's become a "Vag"atarian. (My gawd, I hope your grandma doesn't read these.)
Mr Lake, add my Mom to that list too. As for Grandma, she knows he's on here and they talk about some of the stuff but she has no idea the name of the forum or anything like that. Im pretty sure she's conversed with Mr NL back when he had his accident but I could be wrong and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't sing to her either. But, in case you dont hear from either of us for a few months; you'll know one of them found out!!!!
As for the old man, I'm pretty sure he's up in northern Maine helping a friend winterize a few rental cabins that he owns. So he probably wont see any of this until he comes back. When he does, it may be buried so far down in the news feed that he wont bother to look it up!!!
@been-there-ii: Mr BT, I'm pretty sure we're all gonna steal that one!!!
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Thank you for that kid...that would explain why he's become a "Vag"atarian. (My gawd, I hope your grandma doesn't read these.)
Mr Lake, add my Mom to that list too. As for Grandma, she knows he's on here and they talk about some of the stuff but she has no idea the name of the forum or anything like that. Im pretty sure she's conversed with Mr NL back when he had his accident but I could be wrong and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't sing to her either. But, in case you dont hear from either of us for a few months; you'll know one of them found out!!!!
As for the old man, I'm pretty sure he's up in northern Maine helping a friend winterize a few rental cabins that he owns. So he probably wont see any of this until he comes back. When he does, it may be buried so far down in the news feed that he wont bother to look it up!!!
Think so eh?? Let me just say that if your WIFE, mother and grandmother get wind of this, this site will be shut down; and you and I will be among the missing. Also, the only one of the trio that will be mad at me is your grandmother whereas you'll have all three pissed at you. Furthermore, its a helium balloon AND a popsickle stick for a splint. And lastly, we do have mobile data service up here so you aint getting away with anything.
Now to the rest of the forum: Does anyone know what a man with an 18" penis have for breakfast??
This morning I had scrambled eggs, home fries, with crispy bacon and wheat toast.
I'm pretty thick skinned , Tsuga, and IRISH too, but no, Fighting Irish, doesn't bother me, although believe it or not, some have suggested the university look at this...I find this all so humorous, "Drinking Irish" would not bother me...
Now in regard to that womens basketball team at Oregon State being called he Beavers, perhaps that is in need of revision, LOL
How's your memory, I recall a day when in addition to The Cardinal, Stanford athletic teams were also called "The Indians" but obviously that was dropped a long time ago
Have Cowboys started to bitch in Dallas yet?
@culture-thrives: I've heard rumblings about the mascot too and wondered what your thoughts were. In regards to Oregon State women's basketball team, if they lose a close one will the headlines say the Beavers got clipped, nipped, or lost by a hair?? If they should lose by double digits were the Beavers pounded, hammered, or licked?? So many questions, so little time.
Now as for my favorite pro team: I'm a die-hard Packer fan. I can only imagine what group would be offended by that name!!!!
MANY MANY years ago my mamma told me "Tsuga, if you're ever offended by something its because you've chosen to be offended"
@culture-thrives: I've heard rumblings about the mascot too and wondered what your thoughts were. In regards to Oregon State women's basketball team, if they lose a close one will the headlines say the Beavers got clipped, nipped, or lost by a hair?? If they should lose by double digits were the Beavers pounded, hammered, or licked?? So many questions, so little time.
Now as for my favorite pro team: I'm a die-hard Packer fan. I can only imagine what group would be offended by that name!!!!
MANY MANY years ago my mamma told me "Tsuga, if you're ever offended by something its because you've chosen to be offended"
It's actually a joke around Corvallis... they never use it for the women's teams, but seemingly every time a men's team gets routed the headline reads "Beavers get pounded"
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Thank you for that kid...that would explain why he's become a "Vag"atarian. (My gawd, I hope your grandma doesn't read these.)
Mr Lake, add my Mom to that list too. As for Grandma, she knows he's on here and they talk about some of the stuff but she has no idea the name of the forum or anything like that. Im pretty sure she's conversed with Mr NL back when he had his accident but I could be wrong and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't sing to her either. But, in case you dont hear from either of us for a few months; you'll know one of them found out!!!!
As for the old man, I'm pretty sure he's up in northern Maine helping a friend winterize a few rental cabins that he owns. So he probably wont see any of this until he comes back. When he does, it may be buried so far down in the news feed that he wont bother to look it up!!!
PAKid,
Yep, we e-mailed back and forth a few times when he was down for the count. How is she doing? I know she had a rough spot there for a while. Hope she is doing well!
Jus turned 42 but 2020 has me looking about 50. HAHA
Also, I may need to change the name of this site to just nits of the table. Square tables have been feeling left out and round tables have been feeling offended and don't even get me started on the oval tables.
@cavensprawl after this except for a few it should be more like Nits of the assisted living table!
