@cavensprawl after this except for a few it should be more like Nits of the assisted living table!
HAHAHA And we have a winner!!!
@lakerie: Two guys were taking a leak off a bridge into a river. One gent turned to the other and said "wow, this water is really cold" to which the other responded:'Yeah, and its pretty deep too".
Now its all falling into place. I couldnt understand why my news feed was filled with "pop-up" ads for erectile dysfunction solutions......get it?? Pop-ups?? Anyway, since mine still gets hard enough to cut diamonds; after viewing the average age of my fellow Nits, its all making sense to me now!! It's because of all you old farts that my beloved Ukrainian women ads have suddenly disappeared and have been replaced pecker aiding ads!!
Thanks Guys
Sheesh......before your head swells too much (see what I did there?); I overheard Grandma telling mom that you couldn't get it up with a helium balloon. Also said something about threading a needle with a wet spaghetti noodle.......whatever that means
I don't care who you are that's fricken hilarious!!
Thank you for that kid...that would explain why he's become a "Vag"atarian. (My gawd, I hope your grandma doesn't read these.)
Mr Lake, add my Mom to that list too. As for Grandma, she knows he's on here and they talk about some of the stuff but she has no idea the name of the forum or anything like that. Im pretty sure she's conversed with Mr NL back when he had his accident but I could be wrong and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't sing to her either. But, in case you dont hear from either of us for a few months; you'll know one of them found out!!!!
As for the old man, I'm pretty sure he's up in northern Maine helping a friend winterize a few rental cabins that he owns. So he probably wont see any of this until he comes back. When he does, it may be buried so far down in the news feed that he wont bother to look it up!!!
PAKid,
Yep, we e-mailed back and forth a few times when he was down for the count. How is she doing? I know she had a rough spot there for a while. Hope she is doing well!
I'll jump in and answer that one. She's doing well thank you. She had lost use of her right side but that has since come back and she's just as ornery as she ever was. Just so you know, she's aware of all you guys via your forum nicknames. YOU and MB are the only two she knows by name. LOL!!!! Thanks for asking bud, I'll let her know you did.
By the way, LOVE the assisted living table!!!
@tsuga GREAT NEWS! I would have asked you directly but thought you were away!!!
