An unconfirmed source reported the Big Ten Network and the DNC agreed late Tuesday to air reruns of the 2020 Democrat National Convention on Saturdays this fall. Big Ten Commissioner Kevin Warren said this is a win - win situation. We needed something to air on fall Saturday’s and the DNC has fresh new programing that not many people have seen. We also wanted to help out our friend Joe Biden in his election bid since he will support allowing more foreigners to attend our universities at much higher tuitions than local state students. The DNC also agreed to increase funding to our universities for trying to help their candidate and will pressure China to invest more in our education systems. It is unclear if the PAC 10 Network is working on a similar deal. The SEC and ACC said they would not be making a similar deal and would be showing college football on their networks this fall. More information on the deal can be viewed at Big10LeadershipSucks.com.
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LATE BREAKING UPDATE: The deal you spoke of between the DNC and the B1G has been derailed. It seems the mailbox that the signed contract was dropped in for delivery was illegally taken from service by Trump and USPS Postmaster General Louis DeJoy. The unqualified postmaster DeJoy did report though that he believes the mailbox in question has been located in Russia and is believed to be in the possession of Putin. Putin declined comment and said he would never be involved in swaying an election. President Trump says he has no reason to think Putin is lying and that there are, “Very good people on both sides.” An unfortunate side effect of the altered mail delivery is that thousands of gallons of disinfectant have not made it to many American homes for human ingestion in the fight against COVID. More to come.
