Unfortunately neither Packers(sure was hoping Brady would get iced a few times) nor the Bills made the grade.
Which reminds me, seems as though they have a 200 year old buffalo out Yellowstone way.
They just celebrated it's bison-tennial
Did your Grandchild leave their joke book at your place again??
Two dragons were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and the first one said to the second one " What did you do today?"
The second one replied "as I was flying over the kingdom I saw a damsel in distress so I swooped down and gobbled her up"
The first dragon said; "ewww, you mean you ate her whole?"
To which the second one said: "nah, I spit that out".
Have a good day Nits....be safe out there.
@tsuga lol in actuality, I got a "Dad Joke" desk calendar for Christmas. Who knew they made such things? Sadly, most aren't even up to my low standards.
@been-there-ii: Don't sell yourself short buddy, we all know you have no standards
@tsuga Yuh huh! They have to be breathing!
Hey, ya know before I enrolled at PSU, I tried to get into a prestigious marionette school. I just wasn't quite good enough, luckily I knew some people who could pull some strings.
@been-there-ii: Have to be breathing and red-headed...right?? Nothing like a fire bush to keep a man warm at night.
anyway, do you know some people that pull anything else??
