When the youngest was attending college down Poughkeepsie way, we had the change to eat at the Culinary Institute of America. If you're ever in that area, pretty tasty food and semi reasonable priced. My fav part was the dessert and pastry bar. (pre-covid, obviously) I asked one of the "kids" that was keeping the area freshly stocked with goodies, what their exams/testing procedures were like. She replied...
"It's a piece of cake."
When the youngest was attending college down Poughkeepsie way, we had the change to eat at the Culinary Institute of America. If you're ever in that area, pretty tasty food and semi reasonable priced. My fav part was the dessert and pastry bar. (pre-covid, obviously) I asked one of the "kids" that was keeping the area freshly stocked with goodies, what their exams/testing procedures were like. She replied...
"It's a piece of cake."
Would a rectal exam be a piece of ass?? Or, A pap smear be a piece of pie??
@tsuga I like the way you think!
That's my Lil' Suzy's line when she pinches my butt and I give her my best shocked and disgusted "What do YOU think YOU"RE doing?" To which she replies, "Just grabbin' a piece of ass!"
@been-there-ii: I usually get a black eye when I tried that.
Some years back I showed up to work one monday with two black eyes. A co-worker asked me what happened. I told him that "when I was a church on Sunday I noticed that when we stood to sing the opening hymn the woman in front of me had her dress stuck up her butt. Being the gentleman that I am, I reached forward and pulled it out of her butt to which she turned around and punched me". He asked. "well how'd ya get the second black eye"? to which I replied: "I got that one when I leaned forward and put her dress back up her butt"
I was marching in a parade one year when someone tossed a jar of mayonnaise at me and hit me in the back of the head. I was like, "what the Hellman".
Speakin' of parades an' such. When my oldest got married, I hired a $300 limo for the day. Crazy part was, they didn't supply a driver.
Uh huh, WTF? Got a big ol' car and nothing to chauffeur it.
