once upon a time deep in the forest there lived a birch and a beech tree. Because they lived side by side they grew to be the best of friends for almost 80 years. Then one day they noticed a small sapling growing nearby. The birch immediately announced that it was a son-of-a-birch and the beech tree counterer with "no, its a son-of-a-beech tree". A battle ensued for years over who was the father of this young tree. One day, a nearby elm growing tired of the dispute, called a woodpecker over to intercede. The elm said to the bird, "fly over to that young tree and find out whether it's a son-of-a-birch or a son-of-a-beech tree". The woodpecker complied and upon his return the elm said "well, which one is it?". The woodpecker replied "neither, it's actually the nicest piece of ash i ever stuck my pecker into".
Thank you.
Im here all week.
Try the meatloaf.
Surrounded by my best Johnny Carson music and Ed McMahon voice......HiiiiiiYooooo.
A good piece of ash usually leaves me pining for more.
Bet you saw that coming.
Speaking of woodpeckers, the other day I saw a reasonably healthy red cedar that a woodpecker had been going to town on. Think that's the 1st time I've ever seen that. Didn't realize red cedar got bugs.
BT, you know what they say about red-heads.......
Happy Easter T ...and Lake...and anyone else that follows the geriatric joke page inane chatter.
haha I've heard a few things said about redheads, but ok, I'll bite. What do they say about redheads?
Peepers thawed out just in time to get refroze last night. It's April 1st, Easter, 1st day of trout season and highs are supposed to avg 50. I'm ready!
Right back at ya.
I have no idea what they say about redheads. I figured you'd know.
A guy walks into a barber shop and says, "Bob Peters in here?". Tha barber replies, "nope, just haircuts and shaves".
All I know is, a redhead is the quickest way for me to get into trouble.
pffff Two bit barber.
I always called them firebushes.
An amnesiac enters a bar and immediately walks up to a gorgeous female redhead, he asks” do I come in here often?”
haha That's my problem, those firebushes speak to me.
