Gives a whole new meaning to the term "owner's box"

Do ya think his balls we deflated?

Im guessing RK is changing his stance on players taking a knee.

Now I understand what he meant about the Super Bowl having a happy ending. 

BK scored more than the Patriots did all year. 

Im gonna have a blast with this one.  Ive been "upta" camp the past 10 days and this is what i hear upon returning home.

I heard he's starting his own no strings attached massage parlor called "Kraft Singles"

So we had "Spygate" then "Deflategate" now we have "Illegaldategate"  SMFH!!!!

He was conducting interviews for the next "head cheerleader"

Posted by: Navylion

So we had "Spygate" then "Deflategate" now we have "Illegaldategate"  SMFH!!!!

Or Viagragate

The Pats are a slime ball organization from the top down. Not sure why they seem to always get a pass. Maybe because Goodell and Kraft are old friends? Nevertheless, this is a horrible look for the NFL. 

Man I just heard there’s going to be up to 200 arrests on the spa in Florida that Mr Kraft was going to. You just know there’s going to be some other big names in this mess lol. I’m sure there’s a lot of nervous people out there lol. 

Posted by: Southern psu fan

Man I just heard there’s going to be up to 200 arrests on the spa in Florida that Mr Kraft was going to. You just know there’s going to be some other big names in this mess lol. I’m sure there’s a lot of nervous people out there lol. 

Yes, I have read that there is another big name client who is more well known than Kraft. No reports yet. We will see. 

Posted by: roaminglion

I heard he's starting his own no strings attached massage parlor called "Kraft Singles"

Everything is “Handkrafted”

Insert Mr. Kraft

This all took place in Jupiter??  Would we be talking about it if it were in Uranus??

Posted by: Tsuga

This all took place in Jupiter??  Would we be talking about it if it were in Uranus??

Great timing and recycling of an oldie but goodie. Well done sir, we’ll done.

A man walks into a massage parlor for the first time and asks for a therapeutic massage.
He’s met by a gorgeous female attendant who explains the procedure and how relaxing the massage would be. About half way through the guy rolls over and has a erection.
The attendant reassures the man its completely normal to have a erection during the message.
The man answers…..”I’m not embarrassed about my erection, but my question is….Why do you have one !”.....

Posted by: lakerie

A man walks into a massage parlor for the first time and asks for a therapeutic massage.
He’s met by a gorgeous female attendant who explains the procedure and how relaxing the massage would be. About half way through the guy rolls over and has a erection.
The attendant reassures the man its completely normal to have a erection during the message.
The man answers…..”I’m not embarrassed about my erection, but my question is….Why do you have one !”.....

Backatcha Lake!!

Posted by: roaminglion

Insert Mr. Kraft

Posted by: Sky

Posted by: roaminglion

Insert Mr. Kraft

Perfect! 😁😂

I knew a woman who had a job at a massage parlor but she got fired....she kept rubbing people the wrong way.

I kinda feel sorry for the guy.  Im sure he resisted the temptation to enter the spa for many years. But alas, he somehow got sucked into it. 

Kraft just needs an intervention, because a massage parlor isn't really prostitution... it's more of a gateway tug.

I did notice he kissed Robert Kraft, did anybody else notice that before the SB? Ya killing me brother lol