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(@tsuga)
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Gents:

     Tough loss yesterday for sure.  We'll forget all about it next Saturday when we beat OSU at home.  Keep in mind that the sun dont shine on the same dog's butt two days in a row.



   
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(@lakerie)
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LOL TSUGA...

 

Tsuga, I don't know what that means but darn it, I'm using that pearl of wisdom for everything.

Wife to me..."Dammit Lake! (she doesn't really call me that) If you knew you were going to be late for supper then why didn't you call me?"

Me to Wife..."Well Mrs. Lake, please keep in mind that that the sun don't shine on the same dog's butt two days in a row".

Wife to me...Awww Lake, I love you.

Me to wife...And I love you too dear.

Yup, that should work.



   
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(@navylion)
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@lakerie LMFAO!!!!



   
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(@tsuga)
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LOL TSUGA...

 

Tsuga, I don't know what that means but darn it, I'm using that pearl of wisdom for everything.

Wife to me..."Dammit Lake! (she doesn't really call me that) If you knew you were going to be late for supper then why didn't you call me?"

Me to Wife..."Well Mrs. Lake, please keep in mind that that the sun don't shine on the same dog's butt two days in a row".

Wife to me...Awww Lake, I love you.

Me to wife...And I love you too dear.

Yup, that should work.

     It was just one of many sayings that my grand-pappy dropped on me over the years.  I thought it was more of a "when the going gets tough the tough get going" type of pep talk.  But, if you want to try that one on your wife by all means do so and after the swelling goes down in your eyes and you can see to type, let me know how you made out!!!!

     He had a million of them.  For example if someone asked him "Where's Lake?" he'd say: "If he was up your a$$ you'd know where he was" or, "He went to sh*t and the hogs ate him".  Another one of his more popular retorts went like this: If my cousins and I were all hanging out together and he say "hey you, get over here" we'd always say "who" and his response was either "who h*ll your feet dont fit no limb" or "who??  You kick a dog in the a$$ you'll get more than who"

To be honest with you Lake, I have no idea what half of them meant growing up.....I had to get the hog one explained to me btw.

I hope this clears thing up a bit for ya and by all means; feel free to drop them on the wife.  In fact, I double dog dare ya!!!  You have two weeks to return and report!!!



   
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@tsuga

Funny stuff Tsuga! Your grand pappy sounds like a treasure. I’ll let you know how it works on Mrs. Lakerie. Albeit she has never raised a hand to me, her I’M NOT PLEASED look is enough to terrify a starving great white shark to apologize for even suggesting it might bite. I’m guessing you might know the look.



   
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@lakerie

That one def. threw me too, but it reminded my of a quote of a famous golfer who said:

I have dated a twin before and people always asked me how I tell them apart.  Well, I said, Jen always paints her nails red, and John has a c**k!



   
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@bobs-dimpled-chin

LOL!!

funny yet scary at the same time



   
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(@tsuga)
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@lakerie: Know the look??  I'm pretty darn sure my wife invented it



   
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@tsuga They say "Necessity is the mother of invention." I'd be hard pressed to think Mrs. T came up with "The Look" on a whim....if ya get my drift. 



   
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@tsuga

From my Grand-Pap I always got "you talk like a man with a paper asshole"



   
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@been-there-ii: Oh I get it all right.  There were no whims at all.  Boarding a flight at 0800 along with my .300 win mag; both bound for Boise Idaho.



   
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(@tsuga)
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@brownale: Mine used to say that one too. That's another one I never was able to figure out.  "Colder than a well digger's ass" makes perfect sense to me however.



   
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@tsuga  Me too tsuga. Tsuga, I’m going to keep it real, going forward I want to see our defense step up and get a dang stop that wins the dang game. I like Brent Pry but he’s on the verge of gettin on ole southerns here chit list and when you get on my chit list it’s hard to get off. We lost 4 or 5 games the last 3 years because the defense can’t get off the field without a stop. I know the coaches had a brain fart but Indiana score 4 straight times man?



   
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@tsuga  Me too tsuga lol. Tsuga, I’m going to keep it real, going forward I want to see our defense step up and get a dang stop that wins the dang game. I like Brent Pry but he’s on the verge of gettin on ole southerns here chit list and when you get on my chit list it’s hard to get off. We lost 4 or 5 games the last 3 years because the defense can’t get off the field without a stop. I know the coaches had a brain fart but Indiana score 4 straight times man?


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@tsuga Have a safe trip and good luck. Oh and have fun!



   
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