We watched Iowa vs Michigan in the BIG championship game. Both teams we could have, and arguably should have beat. Michigan makes it to the playoffs with Harbaugh before Franklin could. We finished the season 2-5 with all losses winnable. And now we have to watch a Michigan player, an Ohio State player and a (gag) Pitt player all get an invitation to New York for a chance at a Heisman Trophy.
All while losing some good coaches from our defense. 🙁 Yes, Virginia there is a Hell and PSU fans are in it!
Lol.....
This too shall pass.
That's what they said about Roberson, too!
when Michigan sucks, we trot out the old horse turd - "at least we run a clean program and graduate our players". He calls it The Losers Lament.
Yesterday he said "If we win the National Championship, I don't care if nobody graduates and the whole team is in jail the next day"
Just pull the covers up over you head Cave, it'll all be over soon.
You guys are on top of your game on this one. Keep em coming!
@been-there-ii: Lake is the only one on here who's gonna like that joke. I refuse to move my cursor anywhere near the like button.
PS.....give the joke book that you stole from your grandson back to him.
Semper Fi
@waytoolong2: I set ya up pretty good on that one WTL!!!
Well Done!!!!
@been-there-ii: Lake is the only one on here who's gonna like that joke. I refuse to move my cursor anywhere near the like button.
PS.....give the joke book that you stole from your grandson back to him.
Semper Fi
What!!?? you better than me?
@lakerie: No way buddy! When it comes to corny jokes, you and BT are in a league of your own.
While I have both of you here, I mentioned to thekid that BT asked about him. He said he'll drop in from time to time to talk with Lake about wrestling but he's not a big fan of the football forum.
In his opinion it's kinda like the daytime soaps where you can skip a few months, tune back in, and not miss a damn thing. As you know Lake he's in his early 30's trying to advance his career and raise three hell raising boys with his wife.
He's trying to have 7 more boys to fill out a lineup.
I feel like BT is my brother from another mother but the child mom liked better. Anyway, I look forward to PAKids wrestling input and would like to meet him someday. He is awesome online and even more so when watching his interviews. One can tell he is a terrific Dad and Grandson. I know you are proud but I can tell you and Mrs. tsuga have much input with the kids and thus grandkids. All right! So much for blowing up your raggity ego. Later.
@tsuga lol Kid calls is like he sees it and we've beaten some of these horses so bad there's nothing left to send to the glue factory.
Corny jokes!?! Mr. Pot, meet Mr. Kettle! When I was hitting the couch for my winter mid day snooze, I came up with this great boxing joke. Trouble is, when I woke up, I couldn't remember the...punch line. You want corny, you'll get corny! Carry on, Brother!
We watched Iowa vs Michigan in the BIG championship game. Both teams we could have, and arguably should have beat. Michigan makes it to the playoffs with Harbaugh before Franklin could. We finished the season 2-5 with all losses winnable. And now we have to watch a Michigan player, an Ohio State player and a (gag) Pitt player all get an invitation to New York for a chance at a Heisman Trophy.
All while losing some good coaches from our defense. 🙁 Yes, Virginia there is a Hell and PSU fans are in it!
Cave, I’m taking this as a reference to the Billy Joel song “Only the good die young”. If it is, this was a very clever word twist with Virginia being the state we lose both coaches.
This post reminds me how it feels when Santa doesn’t bring what you asked for.
@been-there-ii: Yeah, I heard the factory is closing down from lack of horses.
Probably gonna take a hiatus myself after the new year. I'll miss your "jokes"
@tsuga Hey, you can check in every now and then and let us know you're still on the right side of the green...or catch up on jokes.
Did I mention that after my kid and I finished freezing our butts off at the Mich game, we stopped in to see my sis on the way home. My bro-in-law, the retired Trooper, was entertaining us stories about his days patrolling the roads around Lock Haven/Lamar. He was cruising I-80 and noticed a car drifting back and forth between lanes. This was pre-cell phones, so he figures he has an impaired driver to deal with. After following the car for a mile or so, noting that the driver didn't begin to stay in the right lane, as most drivers tend to do when the see a Trooper car in their rear view mirror, he flips on the lights.
The car continues on down the road, still driving erratically, doesn't pull over. He pulled up a little closer and hits the siren. Suspect keeps driving, still meandering between lanes. He radios in, that he's in pursuit of a suspect drunk driver, evading arrest and requested back up.
Back up confirmed, he pulls even with the offending driver, looks over and see a little ol' lady, knitting as she's driving down the road! He's completely flabbergasted!! He tries to get her attention, but geez; lights, siren, what else can he do? He flips his radio over to P.A. and is hollering at her. FINALLY, she looks up and over at him. He orders her to PULL OVER! She puts her window down and screams" No, it's a cardigan!
@been-there-ii: That one was better. Much better!!
An old man and old lady were traveling in Arizona when they were pulled over for speeding. The officer approached the car and asked to see the man's license. The woman being hard of hearing said: "what'd he say"? to which hubby replied: "he wants to see my license".
Then the cop asks to see his registration and the woman once again asked: "what he say"? to which the hubby said "he wants to see my registration"
The cop then says to the old man "I see your from PA". Once again the wife asks and the hubby replies.
Then, the cop leans into the car and says to hubby "ya know, the worst piece of a$$ I ever had was from PA" and once again the wife yells out "What's he say"? to which the hubby replied: "he said he thinks he knows you"
@tsuga Yeah, but do you know how friggin' long it takes me to type that much?
@been-there-ii So are you telling me I am not the only one who types with one finger & sometimes can't find a damn letter? Well theres 20 min. of my life I can't get back.
@psumark lol Nah, I'm way more advanced! I can go two fingers, one on each hand! AND!!! If I have a couple cups of coffee before I sit and start huntin' & peckin', I can get THREE fingers going at the same time! Of course, then my, already piss poor accuracy, really goes in the toilet.
We watched Iowa vs Michigan in the BIG championship game. Both teams we could have, and arguably should have beat. Michigan makes it to the playoffs with Harbaugh before Franklin could. We finished the season 2-5 with all losses winnable. And now we have to watch a Michigan player, an Ohio State player and a (gag) Pitt player all get an invitation to New York for a chance at a Heisman Trophy.
All while losing some good coaches from our defense. 🙁 Yes, Virginia there is a Hell and PSU fans are in it!
Good news from Ohio today though ...Medina HS QB and Penn St commit Drew Allar was just named Mr.Football for the state of Ohio . He is better than Clifford so help is on the way from the Buckeye state !! WE ARE!!!
