What's the difference between astronauts and cosmonauts?
Astronauts take things slow and easy. Cosmonauts on the other hand, are always Russian.
Oh, that is bad. Good but bad.
That reminds me of: What is the difference between Capitalism and Communism. In Capitalism its man taking advantage of man. In Communism its just the opposite.
Oh, that is bad. Good but bad.
Bad puns, that's how eye roll.
Speaking of eyes, I have a friend that lost his sight. He was an avid reader, so he learned Braille. I asked him the other day what he was reading? He said he was starting on a suspense novel and knew something bad was going to happen because, "he could feel it."
Oh, that is bad. Good but bad.
You’ve got nothing to say today? After months of railing against protesting and rioting, you suddenly go silent today? Strange.
