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(@tsuga)
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You're the AD at a major college and are tasked with hiring a head football coach and staff using only members of this forum.

Who ya got??



   
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(@lakerie)
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Well... I will tell you right now that I will not seek a position as Head Football Coach of a major Division 1 college and I will not accept the position if nominated.



   
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(@rip)
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I sure as hell wouldn't pick Pipe for my head coach.  Maybe he could be our water boy, lmao.



   
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(@roaminglion)
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I'm going with Southern as HC. His optimism and halftime speeches would be legendary. 



   
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(@tsuga)
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@roaminglion:Southern could wear any number of hats; team chaplain, scout, fitness coach.

Remoh/Psujoe/Joe joemasten would be my head of security. He's always looking to kick someones azz.



   
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(@tsuga)
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@rip: locker room attendant.



   
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(@roaminglion)
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Posted by: @tsuga

@roaminglion:Southern could wear any number of hats; team chaplain, scout, fitness coach.

Remoh/Psujoe/Joe joemasten would be my head of security. He's always looking to kick someones azz.

Maybe social media coordinator... we know he's good at trolling and being an internet tough guy, but little else.



   
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(@lakerie)
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Posted by: @roaminglion

I'm going with Southern as HC. His optimism and halftime speeches would be legendary. 

give one for the gipp.....er...the Southerner!



   
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(@lakerie)
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I also nominate Anthony Patterson as "the kid", because he is our newest member.



   
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(@southern-psu-fan)
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Thanks guys but I’d never make it because all the players would have to keep the helmets on the whole game even the guys standing on the sidelines. It’s what I was taught we were taught to ignore the heat and if other teams took their helmets off we accused them of being scared of the heat lol



   
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(@psujoe)
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Posted by: @tsuga

@roaminglion:Southern could wear any number of hats; team chaplain, scout, fitness coach.

Remoh/Psujoe/Joe joemasten would be my head of security. He's always looking to kick someones azz.

Thank you Tsuga I gladly accept that nomination.

You won't be disappointed.

 

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(@tsuga)
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Posted by: @tsuga

@roaminglion:Southern could wear any number of hats; team chaplain, scout, fitness coach.

Remoh/Psujoe/Joe joemasten would be my head of security. He's always looking to kick someones azz.

Thank you Tsuga I gladly accept that nomination.

You won't be disappointed.

 

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remoh, you can also charter fishing trips for us.



   
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(@psujoe)
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Posted by: @tsuga
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Posted by: @tsuga

@roaminglion:Southern could wear any number of hats; team chaplain, scout, fitness coach.

Remoh/Psujoe/Joe joemasten would be my head of security. He's always looking to kick someones azz.

Thank you Tsuga I gladly accept that nomination.

You won't be disappointed.

 

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remoh, you can also charter fishing trips for us.

Ok but as soon as your buddy starts with his crying and whining ( everyone knows he will) he's going overboard..

 

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(@psuinhawaii)
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Posted by: @roaminglion

I'm going with Southern as HC. His optimism and halftime speeches would be legendary. 

Yeah, I think Southern’s half time speeches would be Lou Holtz inspirational…unless we’re playing Bama. Then his message would be only 5 words…”It is what it is” 😅



   
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(@mtnittanylion)
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@roaminglion 

I second that!  We would never be guessing who the starting QB is.  He would have that REAL top 5 depth chart posted a year in advance!!



   
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(@tsuga)
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@mtnittanylion: I'd be ok with it, provided he doesn't request fried chicken gizzards for a pre-game meal.



   
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(@southern-psu-fan)
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@tsuga  good god Tsuga, fried chicken gizzards with franks hot sauce baby, I put that chit on everything 😂 



   
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(@been-there-ii)
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Somehow in my mind, gizzards don't stack up to a nice breast. W/ or W/o Franks.



   
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(@mtnittanylion)
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@southern-psu-fan 

HA!!!  Heading to get some Fried Chicken Livers for my taligate party Saturday night!  Got a place in York that just ROCKS these like none I have ever had before!!!  



   
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